Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. on Fire Safety
Fire Safety week is right around the corner, and here are a few important tips you might wanna listen to.
- Wrapping your kids in newspaper at bedtime sounds like a good idea. Keeps ‘em warm. But guess what? That stuff is flammable.
- Hey, we’ve all run around with an empty milk jug full of gasoline and lit it in an open field…but make sure there is a parent close by.
- What’s better than a nap? A nap with a cigarette, I know. I’d do it.
- If you’re gonna sleep in bed, make it a hammock so if it lights on fire, you fall down and wake up.
- We’ve all wondered what gasoline tastes like. Don’t drink it.
- Fire safety begins in your brain, at home.
- Shoplifting’s fun, we’ve all done it. But if you’re gonna steal fireworks – forget it.
- When them Chinese folks wrote on that label “light fuse and run away”, they meant it. Get the heck outta there.
- Remember, stealing’s not good, but if you’re gonna do it, don’t steal fireworks. It’s the law.
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